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Thursday, Nov. 11, 2004 - 12:09 a.m.

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Trick Yourself into Doing the Dishes

Trick yourself into doing the dishes.

  • Put the dishes in the sink (put the plug in first).

  • Fill the sink to the top with the hottest water you can muster from your tap. Very very hot is best

  • Do something else. Make sure you have to go into the kitchen from time to time.

  • Realize that the dishwater is still warm, but if it gets any cooler the grease will congeal and the water will be soooo disgusting to put your hand in to pull out the plug. Realize that if you do NOT do them now, it will be TOOO late to avoid the disgusting cold dirty water to elbow move

  • Resign yourself to doing the dishes RIGHT NOW while the water is pleasantly warm

  • Be happy that they have been soaking in bogglingly hot water for a half hour and you don't have to scrub at all.

  • Yay the dishes are done! The counter is empty, the sparkling dishes are in the drainrack, and you can now pull the plug with no disgusting wet dishes filling your sink.

  • YAY!

    Next episode... trick yourself into washing a bathtubfull of swisschard before you go to bed.


    Quote of the day:

    “The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved,”

    John Ashcroft, US Attorney General
    upon resigning from his post Nov 9, 2004

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