OK, my friend Alex sends me lots of shit. But this is some of the funniest shit. Or shittiest funnies. Or just sad stuff from a supposed spokesperson for a huge nation. Very very sad. I bring you the wisdom of George Bush:
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- �George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
-George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow."
George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- �George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- �George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
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previous meanderings - future past
Goodbye Michael. May your next life be kinder to you. - Thursday, Jun. 25, 2009
Taking Care of Your Cows - Thursday, Jun. 25, 2009
Saint Joseph robs the cradle and eats spaghetti - Sunday, Jun. 14, 2009
sticky notes and broken irises - Friday, Jun. 12, 2009
The FOODCOMMANDER - Monday, Jun. 08, 2009
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