Hold on to what is good even if it is a handful of earth.
Hold on to what you believe even if it is a tree which stands by itself.
Hold on to what you must do even if it is a long way from here.
Hold on to life even when it is easier letting go.
Hold on to my hand even when I have gone away from you.
- Pueblo Blessing

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Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003 - 6:01 a.m.

Hello y'all! I hope that those of you who have been away are getting caught up on reading the entries of those who spent the holidays with Diaryland!

This here is a catchall-updatin on past entry topics.

Here is that pig butt I mentioned... I knew it would show up on paper (vs billboards) sooner or later. Click to compare it with a real female or male pig butt. Just a weeee bit of touchup goin on there. yup! But it is nice to think that such an adorable piggy wouldn't fart, poop on you or zing your leg! :)

As for the Paris HilOn thingie... here is the best spam I've gotten yet:

Subject:paarrllss h1lltonnn Iezbiian threeewayyy new clip
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 06:34:53 -0500
From: "Quietly B. Foolery"

olah,
Here is a totally nasty lesb1ann experience v1de0 for our lovely Pariiss. Once again this little trollop has gotten herself onto someone's camera and she's once again just loving every minute of eatiing bush while taking it from beh1nd. You have just got to love this girll the things that she'll do for her adoring fans while they tape her is unbelievable.

Once you've seen this AgsSGBUWHxY5HQwdDgoNGQoXRQYY your going to be just loving every bit of it. you can't believe what a total ss1ut this young woman is. It's not just the s1mple

sincerly,
theemaildude

Who knew she was into girls too?? I also got a lovely spam that actually told all the dirt on who exactly she is... it was nice to be informed for once, like a who's who, instead of the assumption that we all know her bio! I mean really, I like to know WHO's face is sucking that dick.

On the mizzle front (see Meeyapede's entry on Mizzle), here is a great link to Luvlinens who make a washable (apparently better than the disposable version, comfy and really really absorbant pad to put down before really wet squooshy sex! yay! I'm gonna order me one, probably the leopardprint, in anticipation of some great lover in the future who will give the latebelated ob a run for her money! yeah! Check it out y'all!!

And finally, I am thrilled to say I am still keeping to my soapy water sprayed on the buggy plants schedule, so that I have now done them three weeks running, in order NOT to repeat my horrid bugfight in the future. Yay! I am so excited and pleased at my discipline! :) Wish me luck!

Well, that's it for tonight. I'm off to eat a grilled cheese in bed with my novel (Self by Yann Martel, which I am still enjoying).

tah tah!

Wench77

Here is my horoscope for Monday, December 29:

Someone is carrying a chip on their shoulder. Too many apologies can be as irritating as a complete lack of remorse. Look on the bright side of problem solving -- you'll be doing a lot of it.

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previous meanderings - future past

Goodbye Michael. May your next life be kinder to you. - Thursday, Jun. 25, 2009
Taking Care of Your Cows - Thursday, Jun. 25, 2009
Saint Joseph robs the cradle and eats spaghetti - Sunday, Jun. 14, 2009
sticky notes and broken irises - Friday, Jun. 12, 2009
The FOODCOMMANDER - Monday, Jun. 08, 2009

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